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Hello My Name is Sharkbait: A 2,000-Mile Adventure on the Appalachian Trail

by Michael Neiman

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Pages392
AudienceAdult

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Michael Neiman

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LuvemBooks Verdict

Best for

Readers who enjoy outdoors memoirs that balance physical adventure with humor and family relationships — particularly those drawn to the Appalachian Trail who want a comedic, emotionally grounded account of a father-son thru-hike rather than a survival narrative or logistics guide.

Worth it if

Worth reading if you want a trail memoir built from real daily journals, told with intentional humor, and anchored by a father-son relationship that quietly transforms over 2,192 miles.

Skip if

Skip it if you're looking for practical trail planning — Neiman's companion guidebook, Platinum-Blazing the Appalachian Trail, is the better tool for that purpose, and this memoir won't substitute for it.

What readers & critics say

Helloneiman.com frames the book as "the hilariously true story of grit from Georgia to Maine," rooted in trail journals and positioned alongside a companion guidebook. Communitystroll.com describes Neiman as "an avid backpacker who turned a 2,190-mile Appalachian Trail hike into a story worth sharing," highlighting the journey from trail journals to published pages.

Sources: helloneiman.com, communitystroll.com

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Hello My Name is Sharkbait: A 2,000-Mile Adventure on the Appalachian Trail by Michael Neiman is a humor-laced trail memoir chronicling his 2,192-mile thru-hike of the Appalachian Trail from Georgia to Maine, grounded in real trail journals and anchored by a quietly transformative father-son relationship. The natural audience is readers who want adventure memoir that makes room for laughter, vulnerability, and family alongside the physical grind — not those seeking logistical trail guidance, which Neiman's companion volume Platinum-Blazing the Appalachian Trail better serves. As a debut from an independent imprint, the book has limited third-party critical coverage, so prospective readers should weigh that context when calibrating expectations.
Is it worth reading?
Hello My Name is Sharkbait offers something the trail memoir genre does not always deliver: a comedic register that appears fully integrated rather than tacked on, paired with a father-son emotional through-line that extends its appeal beyond solo adventure accounts. The journal-based authenticity and Neiman's disarming self-awareness — he openly admits he was not as prepared as he assumed — give the narrative a grounded, documentary quality. The key caveat is that, as a debut from an independent imprint, it lacks the breadth of independent critical coverage that major trade releases carry, so readers are largely working from the author's own framing and early community reception.
Similar books
Readers drawn to Hello My Name is Sharkbait are likely to enjoy other adventure and travel memoirs that center on personal transformation through long journeys. Bill Bryson's A Walk in the Woods and Cheryl Strayed's Wild: From Lost to Found on the Pacific Crest Trail are genre touchstones for humor-tinged and emotionally raw long-distance hiking memoirs, respectively. In LuvemBooks' catalogue, Ryan Benz's Wander: A Memoir of Letting Go and Melissa L. Cook's The Call of the Last Frontier share the spirit of wilderness-driven self-discovery, while Ellen Barone's I Could Live Here: A Travel Memoir of Home and Belonging speaks to readers who connect with travel as a means of reexamining personal identity.
Who should read this?
The natural audience for Hello My Name is Sharkbait is readers who enjoy outdoors memoirs that balance physical adventure with humor and personal relationships — trail stories that make space for laughter alongside hardship. The father-son dynamic will particularly resonate with readers who appreciate family-centered memoir woven into an adventure framework. Those with an Appalachian Trail connection — whether planning a hike, having completed one, or simply drawn to AT culture — will find the 2,192-mile narrative grounding. Readers wanting a purely practical trail account should instead start with Neiman's companion guidebook, Platinum-Blazing the Appalachian Trail.
What are the main themes?
Hello My Name is Sharkbait works through several interlocking themes: physical endurance and the true cost of attempting something far harder than expected; the role of humor as a survival mechanism rather than a deflection; the unexpected intimacy of trail friendships formed under shared hardship; and, most distinctively, a father-son relationship whose established dynamics quietly invert over the course of the journey. Underlying all of these is a broader meditation on what it means to commit to a long-held dream — Neiman notes the hike was more than two decades in the making — and to discover that love of a thing is not the same as readiness for it.
Where should I start with Neiman's AT books?
Michael Neiman has published two Appalachian Trail books with distinct purposes. Hello My Name is Sharkbait is the narrative memoir — experience, emotion, humor, and the father-son journey — and is the natural starting point for readers drawn to storytelling. Platinum-Blazing the Appalachian Trail is the companion guidebook covering the best meals, stops, and comforts along the route, aimed at readers with practical trail-planning needs. The two are complementary: the memoir provides the human story; the guidebook provides the logistical framework.
How trustworthy is the author's account?
The memoir's claim to authenticity rests on a concrete foundation: Neiman developed the narrative from actual trail journals kept during the 2,192-mile hike, which he discusses publicly at author events including appearances at Ridgefield Library and Books on the Common. That journal-to-page lineage suggests the book is built from accumulated daily observation rather than reconstructed retrospectively from memory. The main calibration to hold is that, as a debut from an independent imprint, the book has not yet accumulated independent critical coverage, so readers are largely working with the author's own framing and early community reception rather than a wide range of external assessments.
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Summarize this book

Michael Neiman's Hello My Name is Sharkbait recounts his 2,192-mile thru-hike of the Appalachian Trail from Georgia to Maine — a journey he had dreamed of for more than two decades before finally undertaking it. The memoir blends physical hardship (blizzards, dehydration, doubt) with intentional humor, unexpected trail friendships, and a father-son relationship whose long-standing dynamic quietly turns inside out over the course of the hike. Developed from actual trail journals kept during the journey and published by HN Publishing at 392 pages, the book positions itself as "the hilariously true story of grit" — experience and emotion first, logistics a distant second.

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Age & Reading Level

Recommended age

Adult

Reading level

Adult

Skip if you're looking for a practical, logistics-focused Appalachian Trail guide rather than a humor-driven personal memoir.

Editorial Review

Michael Neiman's *Hello My Name is Sharkbait* is a trail memoir recounting his 2,192-mile thru-hike of the Appalachian Trail from Georgia to Maine, blending humor, physical hardship, unexpected friendship, and a quietly evolving father-son bond into a story rooted in real trail journals.

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